13 Ekim 2009 Salı

English Jokes | İngilizce Fıkralar

Kedi Öldü

Nasrettin hoca bir gün yolun kenarında kedisini yıkıyormuş.Yoldan geçen arkadaşı hocaya:
-Hocam kediyi yıkama ölür, demiş.
Hoca aldırış etmemiş ve yıkamış.Arkadaşı dönüşte hocayı tekrar yolun kenarında görmüş.Kedi ölmüş. Adam:
-Hocam ben size kediyi yıkamayın ölür demedim mi? demiş.
Hoca:
-Ben kediyi yıkarken ölmediki sıkarken öldü demiş.

Cat Died
One day, Hodja was washing cat near a road. One of his friends who was passing by told him:
-Hodja, don’t wash the cat. Otherwise, it dies.
Hodja didn’t care him and went on washing. On his way back, the man saw Hodja with the dead cat. The man told him:
-Haven’t I told you. If you wash the cat, it dies.
Hodja replied immediately:
-It didn’t die when I was washing. It died while I was wringing.

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